Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Tesla 3

Picture yourself driving your super cool Tesla 3 car on a very very busy highway. Suddenly your windshield gets very very dusty. To turn on windshield wipers' fast speed, you must take away your eyes from the road to find controller on the screen. BANG BOOM...


Your girlfriend gets an urgent desire to smack you, while driving a car. She misses, which occasionally happens. Instead, her hand lands on the LCD screen. BANG BOOM, you car immediately becomes towable & undriveable for a long time (takes donkey's years to order part + Tesla shops are bottlenecked).

P.S "Ok Google" for what reason Tesla 3 does not have voice commands?