Beauty defined.

Short neck — not. White eyes — not. Hair — not. Definitely not to love handles.


© Some British newspaper.

Is auto industry vital?

Subsidized industries are part of government strategic planning. In case of war, the country — which can feed itself, has its own energy supplies, and is able to produce weaponry has better chances of winning the war. Does auto industry fall under strategic planning as well?

Ford is the oldest automaker in the world. Yet they have been making cars of poor quality for a long time. ( Stock market proof ).
How come they get 1040 bucks?

To top it all, their ads remain to be in the the losing territory when compared to the competition.

Toyota ad:


Honda ad:


Ford ad:

Interhistory.

Internet was invented in 1946 by Murray — a science fiction writer. Someone (Mr.X) from the US Defense department, having read this book as a child, became obsessive with ideas described in the book.

The obsession turned into the reality, when Mr. X finally got his hands on taxpayers money.

Years later, Mark and Bill borrowed the idea from the inefficient government agency to turn it into a cash cow.








Finally, a Russian immigrant Sergey, took over. Who is next?

You are fired !

HR managers, save yourself from an embarrassing moment—let the public do your dirty job. Employee, who gets the most votes, is no longer a recipient of a bi-weekly paycheck.

Mourning, caring, pleasureful and brave animals.

Scientists are still debating over animal emotions issue.
Some facts are hard to disregard. Without a doubt, this can be just a human interpretation of animal instinctive behavior.

Gorilla and her dead baby.


© AP Photo/Frank Augstein

Mama's comin' home.


© Double U Double U Double U

Ahh ..splendid !


© EPA




Dog, saving his dying pal.
Buffaloes, sticking up for their stranded and attacked comrade.
Elephants saving drowning kiddo.

God created humans with a boring design.

Since then, Homo Sapient is trying to improve "user interface".
Japanese invented an eye glue to add European touch.
British, naturally born with European touch, added an artistic one.
Thai ladies think neck design could also be perfected.


©The Sun.

Best of craigslist.

Extreme makeover.


Mugging 101.




© Double u double u double u.

Hi, you have reached the office of...

.. Ziffren, Brittenham, Branca Fischer, Gilbert-Lurie, Stiffelman, Cook, Johnson Lande & Wolf LLP

Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen

Hi, my name is CutoutDissection.com


© US Treasury & Cannon scanner

Women wanted — plus size, mature.

Interesting fact, based on Playboy Playmate of the Year results (1960-2000). Men are drooling over larger and mature women during tough economic times. 12 page thesis→

I hate my miserable life!

Lost your house, job or savings? Before you start crying, drinking yourself to death or go shopping for a gun, trade your life with millions of folks out there, who would absolutely love to be in your shoes right now.

Who needs a man?

Long gone are times, when baby making was a romantic experience, with lots of beautiful flowers on the pasture.

Artificial insemination→

© some Russian farm photographer.

Dogs — this is how they really do it.

All this time we thought they did it this way. Apparently, we have been mistaken.

361 % profit in 24 hours.

© double u double u double u.


Buy low sell high. Economy downturn offers multitude of great investment opportunities to those, who can recognize them. Who is that next opportunity provider?



© print screen keyboard button.

Hot buttons.

Microsoft recently patented "Page Up" and "Page Down" keyboard buttons. Amazon pulled a similar stunt, a while ago, by patenting a shopping cart button. There is still a great bunch of inventions wasting their existence by being unpatented/unmonetized.

First in the world — rotating skyscraper...

There is a good side of high oil prices. Dubai keeps surprising the world with "no one in the world has it" creations.



.. and Futuristic Mosque