Wanted - Hand Kissers.

Q: Which profession requires frequent hand kissing?
A: Foley, the reproduction of everyday sound effects.

Take a sip of water and wet your lips. Then, make out with the underside of your forearm, the part with very little hair, letting your mouth make sloppy kissing sounds.

And you thought movie stars actually kissed well. They just look good; it's up to Foley to really kiss well.







The stabbing scenes in "Goodfellas" were made more realistic by using pieces of raw beef, pork and chicken and stabbing them with different knives? Clearly they did not buy the boneless meat because who can forget that sound of the blade hitting the bone.

The Mammoth’s footsteps in the upcoming movie "Ice Age" was made by dropping a log into a pit of dirt, mud and stone.

The sound of the dragonfly made memorable in the opening of "Men in Black" was made using a small plastic fan with gaphers tape stuck to the blades? The tape was made long enough so that when the fan was turned on, it brushed up against the Foley Artists’ fingers.

Clever.

A man’s wife disappears and he’s accused of killing her. At the trial, his lawyer tells the jury, “Ladies and gentlemen, I have amazing news. Not only is my client’s wife actually alive, but she’ll walk through that door in ten seconds.”

An expectant silence settles over the courtroom, but nothing happens.

“Think about that,” the lawyer says. “The fact that you were watching the door, expecting to see the missing woman, proves that you have a reasonable doubt as to whether a murder was actually committed.”

He sits down confidently, and the judge sends the jury off to deliberate. They return in ten minutes and declare the man guilty.

“Guilty?” says the lawyer. “How can that be? You were all watching the door!”

“Most of us were watching the door,” says the foreman. “But one of us was watching the defendant, and he wasn’t watching the door.”

The science of early childhood development.

Aesthetics is the appreciation of a pleasant and special sensory experience (usually visual). Children are more likely to grow up with an eye for a beauty when the adults care about what they expose children to.

Elementary Schools:







Correctional facilities:





There is a scientific reason why toys are bright colored with different shapes: (click)

Websites.

• Friends from around the world available for hire. http://rentafriend.com
• Ultimate celebrity experience with your very own personal paparazzi. http://celeb4aday.com
• Sock subscription - delivering luxury socks 3 times a year. http://www.blacksocks.com
• Delivering something, an item selected randomly among many products from available inventory, for $10 http://www.somethingstore.com
• Send your friend or enemy poop package. Several varieties of poop available, including a special poop of the month. http://www.poopsenders.com

Invent.

PROBLEM:



SOLUTION:



PROBLEM:

When Play Equipment Is Too Hot to Handle (click here)
Parents fuming over Brooklyn's playground's 'hot' steel attraction (click here)
Hot Playground Equipment Can Burn Your Kids. (click here)
Hot playground equipment can burn children's skin (click here)
Don't Go Barefoot In The Playground, You Could Get Burned (click here)

SOLUTION:

Voice Controlled Elevator - Intelevator.

When Bill was sick, Ann tried to cheer him up.

"Feeling Blue" Suicide Prevention Website - EmergencyCompliment.com

Make war, not love.

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement (VHEMT[A]) is an environmental movement that calls for all people to abstain from reproduction to cause the gradual voluntary extinction of humankind. VHEMT supports human extinction primarily because, in the group's view, it would prevent environmental degradation. The group states that a decrease in the human population would prevent a significant amount of man-made human suffering. The extinctions of non-human species and the scarcity of resources required by humans are frequently cited by the group as evidence of the harm caused by human overpopulation.

Bread making - the other side.

Destroying childhood fantasy.

Spider-man.

Supercentenarian means 110 years and older.

There are estimated to be 300 – 450 living supercentenarians in the world.

Meet Jeanne Calment.

Nasalis larvatus.

Cutie :-)

Virtual wall traffic light.

4,000+/year lives could be saved every year on our busy roads,

http://www-fars.nhtsa.dot.gov/Main/index.aspx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_casualties_of_war

if this affordable gadget, was given a green light.







Alternately, green light is given to the old fashioned, incoherent, improficient, and almost equally costly technology.

Birthday present for your car mechanic.

For the one who found love..



For the one who found friend..




For the one who found neither..



http://www.browndogwelding.com

It took 5,000 years to invent this ingenuous gadget.

According to Wiki, the first book was written long time ago http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book

If you still belong to the shrinking part of population, which reads books using outdated technology — hands, fingers and eyes, and who perceives word "bookmark" abnormally in a different fashion, meet bookmark, Version 2.0

http://www.albatrosbookmark.com