Friday Night

#TuesdayThoughts: juvenile snow owls sometimes sleep face down. Older ones can sleep whilst perched, but the weight of their heads could make a young snow owl topple over if they slept this way. THEY ARE NOT DRUNK OWLS! pic.twitter.com/d7N3aByC7t

— Modem Times (@ModemTimes) May 30, 2019

AI on steroids

Artificial general intelligence

Be American!

Who wants to tell the 57% pic.twitter.com/uZpDt9sMHk

— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) May 6, 2019

Remote Job

This excavator operator in Munich, Germany, is actually digging at a jobsite in South Korea. Yeah, whoa!!#worldofengineering #excavator #digging #heavyequipment #doosan #munich #germany #southkorea
Source: Roads & Bridges via Facebook pic.twitter.com/ON3TeIo8MH

— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) April 27, 2019

Do You Tube?

CCCP

and finally, 1 bottle of 80% 160 proof vodka per minute - Пожелай мне удачи!

Nuclear Weapon of the 21st Century

Quantum Computing has been entertaining the minds of nerds in thick glasses since 1980. It all started when American physicist Paul Benioff and Russian mathematician Yuri Manin, instead of having ordinary dreams about money, power and sex, dreamt about something utterly boring. Particularly, they dreamt about a computer which would interpret both Yes and No as valid equal states.

Example — Trump is not an idiot and Trump is an idiot are both equally valid statements, according to Paul's and Yuri's computer.

As of today, development of Quantum Computers advanced far enough to realize the real dangers of having such a computer.

The IBM Q - one of the world’s most advanced quantum computers.


Danger lies within the fact that Quantum Computer will defeat modern cryptography. In plain English — power grids, nuclear power plants, blockchains, stock exchanges and your granny's secret Tinder account will be prone to be hacked once the race is over.


As of today, The US is losing by far to China in the Quantum Computing race.

Disability

Ability

WWW - Wood Wide Web

Trees communicate with each other via intricate system of interconnected roots.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141111-plants-have-a-hidden-internet

Gadget

Stanley Kubrick was one of the greatest and most influential directors in cinematic history. When he was 13, his father bought him a camera, the gadget which determined the rest of his life.

Photos taken by Stanley in 1940 in New York City.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cb3ik6zP2I

Happiness

Simplified happiness formula:

Where numerator is what person has (car, friends, love, money ...),
and where denominator is what person wants (money, love, friends, car ...).

Happiness is when quotient equals 1.

West preaches for larger numerator.
East preaches for smaller denominator.

World happiness report.

Artificial Intelligence + Life Extension = Long Boring Life

Human: Will ai replace scientiztz politicianz atorneys wal street stok brokers doktors computer programers et al?

Computer: Without a doubt! Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: What will we do when u replace most of our jobz?

Computer: Eat, drink, and be merry* for tomorrow you will not die. ( *bread and circuses) Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: Will we be dumb from not having a necesiti 2 compete 4 resorcez?

Computer: Absolutely! As they say, use it* or lose it*. ( *brain ) Check it out: Example 1.

Human: What will we like to do?

Computer: Live in an augmented reality! Check it out: Example 1.

Human: How long will we live?

Computer: 120+ years. Check it out: Example 1.

Elon's Ark

<< I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out >>

Elon proceeded to do according to all that God commanded him. He did just so.

Elon Musk is convinced that humans must colonize Mars with a million people if humanity is to survive long term. Establishing a permanent colony of male human species on Mars is not an option. It's a necessity.

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Happy Dying

Democratic successful South Korea has always been jealous of Communist North Korea, as a result of which, they had one of the highest rates of suicide in the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_South_Korea

"Experience your own funeral" program has been introduced, where "suiciders to be" write eulogies, make wills, and write farewell notes.

They mourn themselves.

They get own coffins.

They reflect.

They get tied & blindfolded.

They get lidded and..

..get welcomed to hell.



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