Saturday, October 1, 2016

Elon's Ark.

<< I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out >>

Elon proceeded to do according to all that God commanded him. He did just so.

Elon Musk is convinced that humans must colonize Mars with a million people if humanity is to survive long term. Establishing a permanent colony of male human species on Mars is not an option. It's a necessity.


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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Happy Dying.

Democratic successful South Korea has always been jealous of Communist North Korea, as a result of which, they had the second-highest rate of suicide in the world.

"Experience your own funeral" program has been introduced, where "suiciders to be" write eulogies, make wills, and write farewell notes.

They mourn themselves.

They get own coffins.

They reflect.

They get tied & blindfolded.

They get lidded and..

..get welcomed to hell.


Sunday, July 3, 2016

Android human race.

30 years from now, some individuals will be able to upload themselves into the worldwide Internet supercomputer, according to Google's Ray Kurzweil.

20 years from now, some individuals will be able to skip going to school and download necessary knowledge into their brain.

10 years from now, some individuals will be able to purchase and download emotions into their brain.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

War on and Drugs.

No ordinary human beings are able to systematically kill other human beings without being doped.

In the course of World War II, Germans resorted to meth.

In the course of World War II, Soviets resorted to vodka.
“ Since the 1st of September 1941 the front-line servicemen and commanders of the Field Forces should receive 100 g of 40-degree vodka each per day. “

In the course of World War III, Americans will resort to pot.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Books for fake humans.

Artificial Intelligence is a gold rush, without a doubt.
A googol of questions concerning robots is still unaddressed though.

Naturally, real humans live by three books:
  1. what we owe is in the IRS book
  2. what we can not do is in the Law book
  3. what we can do is in the Constitution book
What if a fake human:
  1. makes a few hundred billion on a stock market?
  2. slaughters the nerdy nerd who created him?
  3. marries another fake human of the same sex?
As of yet, no AI Book of Rules exists. The population of fake humans is growing exponentially.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

64,000 uncivilized people.

Mentawai Islands, Indonesia - home for the poor, uneducated,
large group of people who lack basic necessities like iPhone and such.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

American Idol.

The U.S. education system is mediocre compared to the rest of the world, according to the international ranking of OECD countries .

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Kyoto, Japan.

Kyoto — the best city in the world.

Monday, July 20, 2015

The world is going to Paradise.

No reason to worry. source: United Nations Report

We live longer

We produce more

We have less poverty

We die less in wars

We have less hungry

Women die less in pregnancy

Less children die

More kids get education

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Long life.

Google's life extension division:

Google's Director of Engineering:

Supporting Ray's claim:

The head may retain consciousness for a few seconds after severing. This phenomenon was once observed with Lavoisier, the French chemist, who was guillotined during the French Revolution. He told his friend, before going to his death, that he would try to blink his eyes as long as he could,a and he was observed to blink about 15 times!

Au au:

Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck:

Sunday, March 22, 2015


Commercialization of basic human needs dates back to "long time ago"




XXI century added a more subtle twist


American psychologist Harry Harlow conducted an extensive study of basic human need for cuddling.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Smelly Romance.

Him, Her, beautiful park, kissing on a bench, smelly trash bin in the vicinity.
The greater part of park benches assume waste basket nearby by default.
The lesser part of park planners have ever thought of safeguarding
bench sitters from nauseating aroma of a waste, by moving bins as far as possible.

Park Planner: "I Like it Ahh-lawt!"

Park Planner: "Noway Jose!"

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Friday, December 26, 2014