Saturday, September 2, 2017

Gadget


Stanley Kubrick was one of the greatest and most influential directors in cinematic history. When he was 13, his father bought him a camera, the gadget which determined the rest of his life.

Photos taken by Stanley in 1940 in New York City.









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cb3ik6zP2I







Friday, July 21, 2017

Happiness




Simplified happiness formula:

Where numerator is what person has (car, friends, love, money ...),
and where denominator is what person wants (money, love, friends, car ...).

Happiness is when quotient equals 1.

West preaches for larger numerator.
East preaches for smaller denominator.

World happiness report.


Sunday, June 18, 2017

Universal Basic Income

Universal Basic Income is a concept that's getting a lot of attention, especially in Silicon Valley. A country that has universal basic income guarantees every person a minimum income regardless of criteria - age, wealth, job status, hometown, family size, etc. Not having to work for food and shelter will help each of us to decide what it is we truly want to do.

With all due respect, but proponents of this great utopian socialist idea, are mistaken.

Being too far removed from ordinary lives, the proponents can not foresee the consequences of introducing Universal Basic Income on a large scale.

Visiting beautiful states of Mississippi, Louisiana or Missouri will show once and for all the consequences of Universal Basic Income on a small scale.

Albert Einstein once said, 70% of people lack motivation and have no idea what they want to do with their life.



P.S It is fundamental to have Universal Health Care and Free Education in place, prior to considering implementation of Universal Basic Income.







Sunday, May 7, 2017

One wife with multiple husbands, legalized human dismemberment & more

Mustang is an American automobile manufactured by Ford is a Buddhist village located among Nepalese Himalayas. Mustang is one of very few places in the world that retained its original ancient way of living. It was achieved by not allowing nosy selfie taking tourists (until recently).


The practice of several husbands to one wife was born in Mustang. It was related to the scarcity of land. The marriage of all brothers in a family to the same wife allowed family land to remain intact and undivided. If every brother married separately and had children, family land would be split into unsustainable small plots. Today the practice of several husbands to one wife is related to scarcity of women.

Today the concept of several husbands to one wife is successfully capitalized on by modern entertainment industry.


The practice of dismembering dead human body was also born in Mustang. Ancient Mustangers figured, why waste good meat if the person is dead already anyways. So they cut up a corpse into small pieces of meat and fed the parts to the predatory birds. Today this waste free solution is still practiced. The reasoning behind it differs, however. Today dismembering dead human body is the least expensive funeral.




Monday, March 27, 2017

Artificial Intelligence + Life Extension = Long Boring Life



Human: Will ai replace scientiztz politicianz atorneys wal street stok brokers doktors computer programers et al?

Computer: Without a doubt! Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: What will we do when u replace most of our jobz?


Computer: Eat, drink, and be merry* for tomorrow you will not die. ( *bread and circuses) Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: Will we be dumb from not having a necesiti 2 compete 4 resorcez?


Computer: Absolutely! As they say, use it* or lose it*. ( *brain ) Check it out: Example 1.

Human: What will we like to do?

Computer: Live in an augmented reality! Check it out: Example 1.

Human: How long will we live?


Computer: 120+ years. Check it out: Example 1.




Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Once upon a time in CIA


Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked to bend silverware with his eyes. His name was Uri Geller.


And he was mysterious and he was perfect, in that way that boys who bend silverware. In the country across the ocean, there lived a girl. She came across him in a mysterious way and since then, her life was never set to be the same. She stocked watched the boy grow more and more perfect, more and more mysterious with each passing year. One day she became a CIA Star Gate project lead, and took courage to call the boy.

"Do you think we could be friends?" she said to the mysterious boy.

"Sure," said the mysterious boy.

She invited him to Stanford Research Institute and the two played for hours and hours... ...in two separate rooms. She was drawing pictures in her room and he was guessing what she drew.




And the girl made a report and let the boy go to continue perfecting his amazing fairy abilities...


...which turned out not to be amazing.


Okay there's your story.
Night night.



Sunday, December 4, 2016

Santa on coke


It is that time of the year when a coke-bellied single man, who likes children, overshadows any other fictional character.



Thanks to coca-cola, who bluntly capitalizes on a sweet and beautiful legend, kids are programmed to think there is nothing wrong in drinking this quite unhealthy beverage.

Some of those coke programmed kids end up performing Santa gigs themselves, as they acquire body proportions necessary to perform the "shopping mall lap photo taking service by Santa"




Saturday, October 1, 2016

Elon's Ark

<< I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out >>

Elon proceeded to do according to all that God commanded him. He did just so.






Elon Musk is convinced that humans must colonize Mars with a million people if humanity is to survive long term. Establishing a permanent colony of male human species on Mars is not an option. It's a necessity.






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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Happy Dying


Democratic successful South Korea has always been jealous of Communist North Korea, as a result of which, they had the second-highest rate of suicide in the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_South_Korea

"Experience your own funeral" program has been introduced, where "suiciders to be" write eulogies, make wills, and write farewell notes.

They mourn themselves.

They get own coffins.

They reflect.

They get tied & blindfolded.

They get lidded and..

..get welcomed to hell.



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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Android human race.


30 years from now, some individuals will be able to upload themselves into the worldwide Internet supercomputer, according to Google's Ray Kurzweil.




20 years from now, some individuals will be able to skip going to school and download necessary knowledge into their brain.






10 years from now, some individuals will be able to purchase and download emotions into their brain.






Sunday, May 8, 2016

War on and Drugs.



No ordinary human beings are able to systematically kill other human beings without being doped.




In the course of World War II, Germans resorted to meth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/nazi-junkies




In the course of World War II, Soviets resorted to vodka.
“ Since the 1st of September 1941 the front-line servicemen and commanders of the Field Forces should receive 100 g of 40-degree vodka each per day. “



In the course of World War III, Americans will resort to pot.


Monday, March 14, 2016

Books for fake humans.



Artificial Intelligence is a gold rush, without a doubt.
A googol of questions concerning robots is still unaddressed though.

Naturally, real humans live by three books:
  1. what we owe is in the IRS book
  2. what we can not do is in the Law book
  3. what we can do is in the Constitution book
What if a fake human:
  1. makes a few hundred billion on a stock market?
  2. slaughters the nerdy nerd who created him?
  3. marries another fake human of the same sex?
As of yet, no AI Book of Rules exists. The population of fake humans is growing exponentially.


Thursday, February 11, 2016

64,000 uncivilized people.


Mentawai Islands, Indonesia - home for the poor, uneducated,
large group of people who lack basic necessities like iPhone and such.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentawai_people





Wednesday, January 20, 2016

American Idol.











The U.S. education system is mediocre compared to the rest of the world, according to the international ranking of OECD countries http://www.oecd.org/pisa/ .


Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Kyoto, Japan.


Kyoto — the best city in the world.