Saturday, May 5, 2018

Nuclear Weapon of the 21st Century

Quantum Computing has been entertaining the minds of nerds in thick glasses since 1980. It all started when American physicist Paul Benioff and Russian mathematician Yuri Manin, instead of having ordinary dreams about money, power and sex, dreamt about something utterly boring. Particularly, they dreamt about a computer which would interpret both Yes and No as valid equal states.

Example — Trump is not an idiot and Trump is an idiot are both equally valid, according to Paul's and Yuri's computer.

As of today, development of Quantum Computers advanced far enough to realize the real dangers of having such a computer.

The D-Wave 2000Q Quantum Computer

Danger lies within the fact that Quantum Computer will Defeat Modern Cryptography. In plain English — power girds, nuclear power plants, blockchains, stock exchanges and your granny's secret Tinder account will be prone to be hacked once the race is over.

As of today, The US is losing, by far, to China in the Quantum Computing race.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

WWW - Wood Wide Web

Trees communicate with each other via intricate system of interconnected roots.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Cold War Now and Then.

"The Cold War is a hostility between Russia and the US."

Hot War

Now — Syrian War.
Then — Afghan War.


Now — Russia is banned from 2018 Olympics.
Then — Boycott the Moscow Olympics.

Almost World War III

Now — Hawaii missile alert.
Then — Cuban missile crisis.

Space Race

Now — Elon Musk sends Tesla car to Mars.
Then — Arrival of a spacecraft on the surface of the Moon.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Stars Wearing Sexy Black Dresses to the Golden Globes to Protest Sexual Attention from Men.


Gwyneth Paltrow, a daughter of rich and famous Hollywood couple who had unsuccessfully tried conquering Hollywood earlier, gets a sexual offer from a film producer Weinstein.

She rejects his disgusting offer.

Weinstein welcomes rejection and gives her a role in his movie Emma, which made the turning point in Paltrow's career.


Gwyneth Paltrow jokes about Weinstein's sex for movie role selection practice on Letterman's Late Show.


Braking news! Hollywood discovers a sexual predator who has been secretly preying on innocent poor young girls for decades.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Automation—once you pop you can not stop

Automation is a Pandora's box, which was opened by Henry Ford. The maker of poor quality Ford cars killed a lot of professions by introducing assembly lines.

One of the many professions that got killed by automation was Blacksmithing.
Blacksmiths, once regarded as "The Gods of all Gods", lost their streak in the beginning of the 20th century.

Today's automation got a new flavor—Artificial Intelligence. Today's "The Gods of all Gods" are doctors and they are beginning to lose their streak too.

Chinese robot becomes world's first machine to pass medical exam...

Saturday, September 2, 2017


Stanley Kubrick was one of the greatest and most influential directors in cinematic history. When he was 13, his father bought him a camera, the gadget which determined the rest of his life.

Photos taken by Stanley in 1940 in New York City.

Friday, July 21, 2017


Simplified happiness formula:

Where numerator is what person has (car, friends, love, money ...),
and where denominator is what person wants (money, love, friends, car ...).

Happiness is when quotient equals 1.

West preaches for larger numerator.
East preaches for smaller denominator.

World happiness report.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Universal Basic Income

Universal Basic Income is a concept that's getting a lot of attention, especially in Silicon Valley. A country that has universal basic income guarantees every person a minimum income regardless of criteria - age, wealth, job status, hometown, family size, etc. Not having to work for food and shelter will help each of us to decide what it is we truly want to do.

With all due respect, but proponents of this great utopian socialist idea, are mistaken.

Being too far removed from ordinary lives, the proponents can not foresee the consequences of introducing Universal Basic Income on a large scale.

Visiting beautiful states of Mississippi, Louisiana or Missouri will show once and for all the consequences of Universal Basic Income on a small scale.

Albert Einstein once said, 70% of people lack motivation and have no idea what they want to do with their life.

It is fundamental to have Universal Health Care and Free Education in place, prior to considering implementation of Universal Basic Income.

UPDATE: 4/24/18 Finland to end basic income trial after two years

Sunday, May 7, 2017

One wife with multiple husbands, legalized human dismemberment & more

Mustang is an American automobile manufactured by Ford is a Buddhist village located among Nepalese Himalayas. Mustang is one of very few places in the world that retained its original ancient way of living. It was achieved by not allowing nosy selfie taking tourists (until recently).

The practice of several husbands to one wife was born in Mustang. It was related to the scarcity of land. The marriage of all brothers in a family to the same wife allowed family land to remain intact and undivided. If every brother married separately and had children, family land would be split into unsustainable small plots. Today the practice of several husbands to one wife is related to scarcity of women.

Today the concept of several husbands to one wife is successfully capitalized on by modern entertainment industry.

The practice of dismembering dead human body was also born in Mustang. Ancient Mustangers figured, why waste good meat if the person is dead already anyways. So they cut up a corpse into small pieces of meat and fed the parts to the predatory birds. Today this waste free solution is still practiced. The reasoning behind it differs, however. Today dismembering dead human body is the least expensive funeral.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Artificial Intelligence + Life Extension = Long Boring Life

Human: Will ai replace scientiztz politicianz atorneys wal street stok brokers doktors computer programers et al?

Computer: Without a doubt! Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: What will we do when u replace most of our jobz?

Computer: Eat, drink, and be merry* for tomorrow you will not die. ( *bread and circuses) Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: Will we be dumb from not having a necesiti 2 compete 4 resorcez?

Computer: Absolutely! As they say, use it* or lose it*. ( *brain ) Check it out: Example 1.

Human: What will we like to do?

Computer: Live in an augmented reality! Check it out: Example 1.

Human: How long will we live?

Computer: 120+ years. Check it out: Example 1.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Once upon a time in CIA

Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked to bend silverware with his eyes. His name was Uri Geller.

And he was mysterious and he was perfect, in that way that boys who bend silverware. In the country across the ocean, there lived a girl. She came across him in a mysterious way and since then, her life was never set to be the same. She stocked watched the boy grow more and more perfect, more and more mysterious with each passing year. One day she became a CIA Star Gate project lead, and took courage to call the boy.

"Do you think we could be friends?" she said to the mysterious boy.

"Sure," said the mysterious boy.

She invited him to Stanford Research Institute and the two played for hours and hours... two separate rooms. She was drawing pictures in her room and he was guessing what she drew.

And the girl made a report and let the boy go to continue perfecting his amazing fairy abilities...

...which turned out not to be amazing.

Okay there's your story.
Night night.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Santa on coke

It is that time of the year when a coke-bellied single man, who likes children, overshadows any other fictional character.

Thanks to coca-cola, who bluntly capitalizes on a sweet and beautiful legend, kids are programmed to think there is nothing wrong in drinking this quite unhealthy beverage.

Some of those coke programmed kids end up performing Santa gigs themselves, as they acquire body proportions necessary to perform the "shopping mall lap photo taking service by Santa"

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Elon's Ark

<< I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out >>

Elon proceeded to do according to all that God commanded him. He did just so.

Elon Musk is convinced that humans must colonize Mars with a million people if humanity is to survive long term. Establishing a permanent colony of male human species on Mars is not an option. It's a necessity.


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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Happy Dying

Democratic successful South Korea has always been jealous of Communist North Korea, as a result of which, they had the second-highest rate of suicide in the world.

"Experience your own funeral" program has been introduced, where "suiciders to be" write eulogies, make wills, and write farewell notes.

They mourn themselves.

They get own coffins.

They reflect.

They get tied & blindfolded.

They get lidded and..

..get welcomed to hell.


Sunday, July 3, 2016

Android human race.

30 years from now, some individuals will be able to upload themselves into the worldwide Internet supercomputer, according to Google's Ray Kurzweil.

20 years from now, some individuals will be able to skip going to school and download necessary knowledge into their brain.

10 years from now, some individuals will be able to purchase and download emotions into their brain.