Monday, March 27, 2017

Artificial Intelligence + Life Extension = Long Boring Life.



Human: Will ai replace scientiztz politicianz atorneys wal street stok brokers doktors computer programers et al?

Computer: Without a doubt! Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: What will we do when u replace most of our jobz?


Computer: Eat, drink, and be merry* for tomorrow you will not die. ( *bread and circuses) Check it out: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3.

Human: Will we be dumb from not having a necesiti 2 compete 4 resorcez?


Computer: Absolutely! As they say, use it* or lose it*. ( *brain ) Check it out: Example 1.

Human: What will we like to do?

Computer: Live in an augmented reality! Check it out: Example 1.

Human: How long will we live?


Computer: 120+ years. Check it out: Example 1.




Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Once upon a time in CIA.


Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked to bend silverware with his eyes. His name was Uri Geller.


And he was mysterious and he was perfect, in that way that boys who bend silverware. In the country across the ocean, there lived a girl. She came across him in a mysterious way and since then, her life was never set to be the same. She stocked watched the boy grow more and more perfect, more and more mysterious with each passing year. One day she became a CIA Star Gate project lead, and took courage to call the boy.

"Do you think we could be friends?" she said to the mysterious boy.

"Sure," said the mysterious boy.

She invited him to Stanford Research Institute and the two played for hours and hours... ...in two separate rooms. She was drawing pictures in her room and he was guessing what she drew.




And the girl made a report and let the boy go to continue perfecting his amazing fairy abilities...


...which turned out not to be amazing.


Okay there's your story.
Night night.