Sunday, December 4, 2016

Santa on coke

It is that time of the year when a coke-bellied single man, who likes children, overshadows any other fictional character.

Thanks to coca-cola, who bluntly capitalizes on a sweet and beautiful legend, kids are programmed to think there is nothing wrong in drinking this quite unhealthy beverage.

Some of those coke programmed kids end up performing Santa gigs themselves, as they acquire body proportions necessary to perform the "shopping mall lap photo taking service by Santa"

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Elon's Ark

<< I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out >>

Elon proceeded to do according to all that God commanded him. He did just so.

Elon Musk is convinced that humans must colonize Mars with a million people if humanity is to survive long term. Establishing a permanent colony of male human species on Mars is not an option. It's a necessity.


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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Happy Dying

Democratic successful South Korea has always been jealous of Communist North Korea, as a result of which, they had the second-highest rate of suicide in the world.

"Experience your own funeral" program has been introduced, where "suiciders to be" write eulogies, make wills, and write farewell notes.

They mourn themselves.

They get own coffins.

They reflect.

They get tied & blindfolded.

They get lidded and..

..get welcomed to hell.


Sunday, July 3, 2016

Android human race.

30 years from now, some individuals will be able to upload themselves into the worldwide Internet supercomputer, according to Google's Ray Kurzweil.

20 years from now, some individuals will be able to skip going to school and download necessary knowledge into their brain.

10 years from now, some individuals will be able to purchase and download emotions into their brain.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

War on and Drugs.

No ordinary human beings are able to systematically kill other human beings without being doped.

In the course of World War II, Germans resorted to meth.

In the course of World War II, Soviets resorted to vodka.
“ Since the 1st of September 1941 the front-line servicemen and commanders of the Field Forces should receive 100 g of 40-degree vodka each per day. “

In the course of World War III, Americans will resort to pot.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Books for fake humans.

Artificial Intelligence is a gold rush, without a doubt.
A googol of questions concerning robots is still unaddressed though.

Naturally, real humans live by three books:
  1. what we owe is in the IRS book
  2. what we can not do is in the Law book
  3. what we can do is in the Constitution book
What if a fake human:
  1. makes a few hundred billion on a stock market?
  2. slaughters the nerdy nerd who created him?
  3. marries another fake human of the same sex?
As of yet, no AI Book of Rules exists. The population of fake humans is growing exponentially.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

64,000 uncivilized people.

Mentawai Islands, Indonesia - home for the poor, uneducated,
large group of people who lack basic necessities like iPhone and such.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

American Idol.

The U.S. education system is mediocre compared to the rest of the world, according to the international ranking of OECD countries .