Hot buttons.

Microsoft recently patented "Page Up" and "Page Down" keyboard buttons. Amazon pulled a similar stunt, a while ago, by patenting a shopping cart button. There is still a great bunch of inventions wasting their existence by being unpatented/unmonetized.

Microsoft CEO egged.

While giving a speech about changing the world, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was the victim of egging at Corvinus University in Budapest, Hungary.